The Ultimate Jayne Mansfield Obsessed Blog Entry

I don't want Marilyn Monroe, you can have her. I want the No. 2 - Jayne Mansfield in her fabulous pink mansion. Because when you're number two, you gotta try a little harder: show a little more cleavage, sigh a little deeper, act a little dumber.

 

 

Seriously. The woman had a heart-shaped pool at her "Pink Palace". 

 

Did you think this iconic photo was of Sophia Loren throwin' shade at Marilyn? Nope. It is definitely Ms. Mansfield.


 Ugh. I just. Ugh.

 

OMG she recorded a fucking album?!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

 

and....whatever is happening here...

 ^EDIT: just found out they are Jayne Mansfield-shaped hot water bottles. "22-inches long, hard plastic mold" creepy.  I did some research and the original run of those water bottles go between $40-$140 on ebay. I am seriously thinking of an investment in one.

 

anyway, this.

 

Now, more of her mansion, The "Pink Palace":

 

There is just so. much. carpet.

 

A heart-shaped fireplace? Dying.

 

The study.

 

 

Those black silk sheets tho.